Little M was playing outside today w/ J. Running around w/ no shoes on (bad Mom). Scraped the top part of her big toe on the pavement and took a chunk of skin off right near the nail. Much wailing and drama ensued as she hobbled over to me to show me her injury. “Hey Hon!” I called…”Got a boo boo for you.” Blood is his department, along w/ any vomit that occurs when he is home. I handle the rest, that sounds fair, right?